Hartz Mountain Jamboree

I just heard Brad Paisley's "Ticks" the other day and two thoughts from the chorus entered my mind.

1. This song was written as a dare for a commercial contest and will soon be borrowed by the Hartz Mountain family of products.

AND/OR

2. Someone will borrow the main line from this song and make a T-shirt out of it to be sold and seen at various state and county fairs.

Labels: bad music lyrics, corporate tie-in dares, songs that could run one off the road